As much as I want an old and battered Louis Vuitton Keepall with patinaed leather the colour of cognac, I actually don’t understand the penchant for really expensive suitcases. They’re like a beacon to thieves, begging to be pinched.
Away hardcases: millennial pink was the colour of choice.
Suitcases for regular folk used to be relatively anonymous. Just picture the endless parade of black rollies coming down the chute at baggage claim.
But in 2015, Away luggage launched their colourful roller bags that came with built-in chargers so you’d always have enough juice in your phone to post travel pics (including your snappy new suitcase) to Instagram. Then, in 2016, LVMH spent $716 million for a majority stake in German luggage stalwart Rimowa, and suddenly your suitcase was now one more thing you had to worry about in the name of fashun.
But because I believe that anonymity Is cool and security is even cooler, here’s some travel advice from Shakira Caine, who, as the wife of actor Michael Caine, spent a lot of time bouncing between her husband's movie locations and glamorous holidays. In a long ago print interview she recommended covering your suitcase with children’s stickers to thwart thieves who would then hopefully ignore your bag, assuming it contained nothing more than kid’s clothing. They would then turn their attention to more desirable quarry, like, say any Vuitton Keepalls within view.
As air travel has ramped back up to pre-pandemic levels and checked luggage is going astray more often, a bag that actually ‘flies under the radar’ is a good idea. Airlines are still woefully understaffed and although I don’t know any personally, I’m assuming that thieves are happy to be out there ‘working’ again.
But for Shakira Caine’s sticker plan to work you have to commit. Don’t just cover a Rimowa like this (right), because the effect is actually cool, leading one to assume that this case contains what? Box fresh sneakers and vintage selvedge Levi’s? Or maybe a trifle like Balenciaga’s new $1500 leather clutch that looks like a crumpled Lay’s potato chip bag?
No. You need uncool children’s stickers: drawings of apples and kittens and maybe a SpongeBob or two.
And if that involves too much effort, then how about a child’s suitcase from a Disney franchise, like this Olaf and Sven the reindeer number from Frozen? And no, sorry. No Elsa and Anna allowed. Secondary characters only.
Obviously, you need nerve to wheel this up to reception at your hotel, but it probably won’t get nicked and if you do have to check it because you bought wine on your trip, at least it will stand out at the baggage carousel.